Fcuk.

Today was an odd one.
Never got to sleep till half past 6 am, then i was to get up at half seven, only to wake up and fall asleep again.
I got the 1 o'clock bus in to town which is an experience i will always keep close to my heart.
Purely for the observation aspect.
It is where you see the funniest of people.
I love to just watch the way people act.
Not in like a stalkerish way, just pick up on any habits.
There was a big boned gal sitting on the other side of the bus facing me.
Firstly, there were huners of seats left, why choose the one that's fucking going backwards.
But that's not even the start.
Like a ninja, she pulls a jumbo sausage roll out off thin air. I'm convinced it was tucked under up her sleeve.
She went to town on that badboy, with no thought what so ever that people might be watching her. Hah.
Then to top it off she pulls out a crumpled tissue, puts it on her finger. (like you would to make a wee pretend ghostie). Slowly guides it up her nose, does a couple of anti clockwise swivels, then clockwise, then anti clockwise....etc.
Can't wait for my next venture to town.
P.s. I'm in love with Sharon Horgan. I cant believe she is almost 40!
Catch her in the t.v shows "Pulling" and "Free Agents".