wtf.

Sometimes..

sometimes i just need: a wank.

somtimes i want: nothing more than to sit on a plate of jelly.

somtimes i like to: video myself doing karate.

sometimes all it takes: is some words of encouragement.

somtimes i picture: my cat being the same size as me.

sometimes i wish: i could rewind time.

sometimes i find: turd on my ceiling.

sometimes i take: cocaine.

sometimes i look: good.

sometimes i hate: death.

sometimes it’s nice: to know you.

sometimes it hurts: when i pee.

sometimes it makes me happy:when i wake up an hour before my alarm.

sometimes it’s sad: when people don't laugh at my jokes.

sometimes i listen: to people.

sometimes i sleep:..only sometimes.

sometimes i like to watch: other people have sex.

sometimes i feel: cramp of the guch area.

sometimes i rant: over nothing.

sometimes i never: learn.

sometimes i really: cant stand some people.

When I’m ..

sad, i want: blown.

happy, i need: meat.

mad, i wish: i would turn red.

overjoyed, i find: it goes as fast as it came.

indifferent, i like to: know that either way is fine.

content, i never: think about kirsty pooping.

frustrated, all it takes: is nothing in my wank bank for me to be annoyed.

If..

you saw your best friend on one side of the road, but you also saw one of your close family members on the other side, and they were both in serious danger, who would you go to help first? what a gay question. family obv, but some friends are as good as family.

you had the choice of going back in time to or go forward in time to see the future, which would you choose? go back. i like surprises.

jesus was standing right infront of you, what would you say to him? i wish i was as famous as you. the last supper looked a blast and i always thought you were white.