Ahahaha.

Right so how many people have been in this situation.
You are sitting chatting away with your mate or whoever and whilst you are gabbing away a man/woman with something noticeably wrong with them ( e.g. a lazy eye or one arm) enters the room and you say to your friend "Okay, don't look now but there is a man with the most disgusting stump of an arm sitting at the bar".
This, of coarse translates as "Okay, be the most obvious person ever and make up a lousy excuse for you to stare e.g. drop a piece of paper or something"
Haha, please tell me other people do this?
And it's like everyone does the same thing though. They shape their mouths like women do when putting on mascara and then turn their head round soooooooo slowly.
Maybe i am way off about this but i have have noticed this a lot recently.
I'm going to watch bbt.