Invermess.

I effing hate inverness.
As if it wasn't already the shitest city on the planet they had to fill it with a bunch of NoObs.
Today i popped into Charlie's cafe next to the bus station for breakfast and as i sat down i noticed a man looking at me.
Man: "alright mate".
Me: "aye man, yourself?"
(regretting the question already)
Man:"aye sound eh, im the mafia by the way"
Me:"Oh really? so am i"
Man: "where you from?"
Me:"drumnadrochit"
Man:"so what do you do?"
.....
Me:"Sorry, what?"
Man: "what kinda stuff do you do?you know drugswise?"
Me: "oooooh, ok. eh being a small village we dont do anything serious, just some intravenous shit like heroin"
Man:"aye we are the same like"

This was probably my least favourite breakfast i have ever had. The guy ended up trying to get me to join his "mafia" and get me selling drugs. 80-20 split in his favour. THEN! He says if i joined his little club i had to A)give him a photo of me. B)let him know where my parents and family lives. and C)i would have to get trained up first by either doing a small robbery or a mugging!?
How mental is that.
What has inverness become?
Im outraged.
To top it all off we have maybe three stores that i venture to.
H&M is SHIT!
Embarrasing moments blog is almost finished :D