There was something like 1000 cases of these toads blowing up spontaneously and it turned out that crows had figured out the precise location of the toads liver and in one clean swoop they would fly down, peck out the liver, and as an act of self defence the toad would puff out, but the pressure they puffed out at was so immense that they secreted their intestines and other organs and from an onlookers perspective it would seem as if they were blowing up.
Hah,
So yea i was gonna write about how I'm sick of hearing the phrases "cheeky wee" and "pretty much". As in "might go for a cheeky wee vodka" and "pretty much hate them right now" or whatever.
I'm such a culprit for doing it but I'm trying to stop because its pretty much the gayest reference ever and I'm noticing more and more bellends starting to use it.
But i wont go into it, don't want people thinking I'm a cunt...
lol.
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