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Ok, so I have decided to write the embarrassing moments blog now. Even though i am still waiting on a few peoples.
I thought I'd start this because it makes a good read and that's what certain blogs should be.
I would also like to thank everyone who submitted a memory, and i hope that you guys keep reading and join in on other similar blogs in the near future.
I'd also like to point out that i shall be leaving the entries anonymous.
Ok, so where to start...
My first response was from a boy.
It was mothers day, he was 14.
But he had left getting a card and present too late so he dug out his copper jar and ran to the shops to get a gift. But he needed the toilet badly but decided to hold out till he got back.
So he ran all the way down to the shops, picked a card and box of chocolates, brought them to the counter and started paying.
He handed over the coppers, confident that there was enough.
By this point he was at bursting point.
He told the shop assistant to keep the change because he really had to go.
However, he couldn't hold on much longer and had to let it go, but managed to clench up again enough to stop the flow.
By now he was red with shame so he grabbed the present and fled.
He looked down at his dark patch and realised that he still had to go so he jumped into the nearest woods and finished up.
LOL.
I reckon that's a good benchmark.

Next entry came from a girl.
It was new year.
But sadly she had to stay at home for the bells. So like everyone else she drank. But maybe a smidge too much :P
This resulted in the drink getting taken off her and she felt (like anyone at new year who got their drink taken of them) robbed!
So there was really only one option left to do...Hissy fit.
Slammed doors and heavy footsteps all the way to her bedroom where she called a friend on the phone.
Only she never spoke to him, she spoke to his mates who were keeping the phone off him.
By the time she got her friend on the phone, she had taken a turn for the worse and ended up throwing up over the phone. Much to her friends disgust, so much so that he hung up on her.
Knowing that things weren't cool, she had to then creep through to her dad and tell him that she had been sick.
:S

Next person was again a girl.
She and her mum had decided to go shopping.
But she hadn't been feeling very well that day.
The car journey only added to the queasiness.
So they get to the center and after an hour or so of walking around brightly lit shops she knows that she is going to vom. she tells her mum who goes to the front desk and asks for a bag to spew into.
So, she hurls into the bag and feels allot better but the feeling is short lived when she discovers that the bag she was given has the suffocation holes in the bottom of it and has been leaving a nice wee trail of chunder around the shops. :L

I'm beginning to sound repetitive when introducing a new story so from now on I'm just going to go into them.

So this girl was on holiday in the Philippines with her family.
So on one of their excursions it was just her and her auntie on a train and what her auntie had failed to tell her was that some of the local cuisine hadn't agreed with her.
Thinking that everything was fine, she looked over to see her aunt wriggle around in apparent discomfort. She then tried to get up but the train was packed and could barely move so she sat down and accepted her fate.
She shat herself.
Needless to say, it was obvious where it was coming from and the girl hasn't looked at her aunt the same since.

This girl was asked to run an errand for her mother in law.
The task being to get some drawing pins from the shop on her way over for a visit.
But the words on the telephone convo were "Can you pick up some tacs from the shop please?"
So around twenty minutes later, the girl appears and goes and gives her mother in law "tacs" but its not quite what was expected. The girl hands over a box of tic tacs to which she received a hail of teasing and laughter.
To make matters worse it was over the festives so this was used as the party story of 2008, told to all the rellies. <3

Im raging right now because something fucked up my computer and i lost the last two memories that I'd wrote and i cant put it center alligned either.
I really dont have the energy to do it all again.
So this is it.
Sorry.